cyber monday – De Civitate https://ropersanchor.jamesjheaney.com "And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?" Tue, 03 Dec 2019 05:18:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Bye-Kus for Sestak and Bullock https://ropersanchor.jamesjheaney.com/2019/12/03/bye-kus-for-sestak-and-bullock/ Tue, 03 Dec 2019 15:00:36 +0000 https://www.jamesjheaney.com/?p=2245 Continue reading →]]> A 2020 guest series, inspired by James Taranto. Today’s bye-kus brought to you by an anonymous donor.

Two for one today!
A Cyber Monday special!
Goodbye Joe and Steve!

A Bye-Ku for Joe Sestak

Joe for President!
No idea who you are
Too late – Joe is done

A Bye-Ku for Steve Bullock

Steve Bullock is out.
The winnowing continues.
Only 16 left.

The editor regrets to announce that there are no pictures in this installment of bye-kus, because both these people are so obscure nationally that there are no sufficiently silly pictures of them to be found.

It sure is a sick burn that Steve Bullock’s bye-ku ended up being about everyone except Steve Bullock, isn’t it?

 

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