john delaney – De Civitate https://ropersanchor.jamesjheaney.com "And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?" Tue, 11 Feb 2020 06:29:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 A Bye-Ku for John Delaney https://ropersanchor.jamesjheaney.com/2020/02/11/a-bye-ku-for-john-delaney/ Tue, 11 Feb 2020 06:28:59 +0000 https://www.jamesjheaney.com/?p=2289 Continue reading →]]> A Bye-Ku for John Delaney

A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.

Rich white guy, but the
Wrong sort of one percenter.
Really, though: John Who?

Editor’s Note: This bye-ku was late due to an error by the editor. Anne Maloney authored a bye-ku for Rep. Delaney just six hours after he suspended his campaign and just three hours after Mrs. Maloney learned of Rep. Delaney’s existence.

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